I'm meant to be writing something different. I'm meant to be writing a personal narrative. We all know how much I love getting to work early on my soon-to-be-best-selling autobiography, right?
Right.
Personal narratives are glorified journal entries. Double-spaced recreations of first kisses, periods and dates in Times New Roman font meant to reassure the rest of the world that they are indeed human and things couldn't possibly be worse for them than they are for you.
I hate personal narratives.
Anyone who writes a personal narrative automatically comes off as pretentious even though I know they probably aren't. I think, "What's so God damned great about your life that you have to share it with the world? Oh pardon, you're not even gracious enough to share like a normal person. No, your experiences are so much more valuable than the rest of ours. Valued at $35 at the Barnes and Noble to be specific."
Yeah...
What the Hell am I supposed to write about?
